Sneakiecat
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He was like that before we got married.
when you gotta go you gotta go!
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TheOriginalJames
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But hey if I was gettin some I'd be whipped too.
TheOriginalJames
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haha poor donnie. This forum is killin his manhood. :tongue:
But my e-penis is growing fast!
TheOriginalJames
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I'm going to leave e-penis comments alone.
UncleBacon
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what manhood
UncleBacon
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I remember this one time I had to pee.....no big story...I just peed
TheOriginalJames
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So I went with my mom and aunt to Chicago when I was probably 8-10 and we ate at this real nice restaurant downtown after we got done touring the observation deck of the Sears tower (refer to avatar pic for this building).
This was the kind of restaurant that was really upscale. If you took a sip of water, they'd refill it within a second of you putting it down. I was fairly amused by the busboy doing this, so I think I drank about 5 glasses of water.
When we left the restaurant it'd cooled down and started to thunderstorm and rain.
Well I didn't go to the bathroom before we left cause I didn't have to. Yep. It started raining and I suddenly had to, look a tree... look, a secluded area... yeah.
*fast forward 8 years or so*
Then; one time we were going to Chicago to see a cubs game, and my exroomy, Matt, was driving his parents van. I'd made the mistake of having two Mr Pibbs (Coke version of Dr Pepper lol) at the Steak n' shake in Valpo...
By the time we got to Chicago and on Lake Shore Drive I had to piss... bad...
I finally got him to pull over in a park and I wizzed for like 10 minutes straight while Greg was on the look out for me. He said damn james you did have to pee.. standing here made me have to pee. so then I watched out for him while he wizzed on the same tree.
We created a new lake in that park that day. It was insane.
*fast forward 3 years from then*
Two years ago (april 05) Mark and I went to see a cubs game and for some reason I could NOT pee in the trough (spelling?) at Wrigley field so after the game we just left, got in my car and by the time I made it to that island on the tollway (I80/90) with the McDonalds on it, I really did pee for like 10 minutes again. Mark was like holy shit dude...
I dunno what it is about my having to piss everytime I go to/from Chicago, but I've peed on trees in Chicagoland parks twice now. lol
This was the kind of restaurant that was really upscale. If you took a sip of water, they'd refill it within a second of you putting it down. I was fairly amused by the busboy doing this, so I think I drank about 5 glasses of water.
When we left the restaurant it'd cooled down and started to thunderstorm and rain.
Well I didn't go to the bathroom before we left cause I didn't have to. Yep. It started raining and I suddenly had to, look a tree... look, a secluded area... yeah.
*fast forward 8 years or so*
Then; one time we were going to Chicago to see a cubs game, and my exroomy, Matt, was driving his parents van. I'd made the mistake of having two Mr Pibbs (Coke version of Dr Pepper lol) at the Steak n' shake in Valpo...
By the time we got to Chicago and on Lake Shore Drive I had to piss... bad...
I finally got him to pull over in a park and I wizzed for like 10 minutes straight while Greg was on the look out for me. He said damn james you did have to pee.. standing here made me have to pee. so then I watched out for him while he wizzed on the same tree.
We created a new lake in that park that day. It was insane.
*fast forward 3 years from then*
Two years ago (april 05) Mark and I went to see a cubs game and for some reason I could NOT pee in the trough (spelling?) at Wrigley field so after the game we just left, got in my car and by the time I made it to that island on the tollway (I80/90) with the McDonalds on it, I really did pee for like 10 minutes again. Mark was like holy shit dude...
I dunno what it is about my having to piss everytime I go to/from Chicago, but I've peed on trees in Chicagoland parks twice now. lol
UncleBacon
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cliff notes
TheOriginalJames
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Cliffnotes: read the fucking post. 
UncleBacon
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well you used big words like a
UncleBacon
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the best piss is the one after a long night of drinking
TheOriginalJames
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yeah when mark and I left wrigley it took us an hour to get from the stadium to that island on I80/90 off I57.
I57 was backed up like mad, 4 lanes completely at a standstill.
I was doing 90 just to make it to the island, of course I had to pay one toll to do it.
I57 was backed up like mad, 4 lanes completely at a standstill.
I was doing 90 just to make it to the island, of course I had to pay one toll to do it.
UncleBacon
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must be an explination from the book
TheOriginalJames
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what book?
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