When I think my job is bad......

[hart]

I just had to call the handiman (janitor's don't come in until after 12 pm and it's 10:30 am) to tell him a claimant pissed all over the claimant/attorney/expert's bathroom and he was HIV positive, could he come clean it up?

My job isn't so bad........:yuk

I know HIV can't be transmitted by piss, but I still felt obligated to tell the poor guy to take precautions.

 

[Joe the meek]

When I pumped gas as a teenager on weekends, I found someone had taken a dump on the floor in the restroom on the side of the building. I go in to tell my 20 year old "boss" at the register, he looks at me and tells me that cleaning up **** doesn't fall under his job description but mine...

 

[satinbutterfly]

Ugh. I get shit on all day but only figuratively. :thumbdown

 

[dancingpotato]

I clean up babies shit at work. It's not so bad as adult.

 

[Clix]

...I'm glad I'm not on the other end of the phone calls. (9-1-1 what is the location of your emergency)

[Sorry no fecal matter stories)

 

[hart]

I volunteered at a Crisis Line for several years, was actually pretty good at it.......only calls I really got upset with were child molestation calls, those were hard to keep my cool about, talking to the child molesters, not the children, trying to be "understanding" and get them to turn themselves in.........

 

[satinbutterfly]

Child molesters I would not be able to deal with. Or rather I would... by explaining to them why they need to commit suicide. Child molestation should be a crime punishable by the death penalty.

 

[darkcgi]

I have done all the dirty work.
even now as a programmer I share a bathroom with a pig
if I want to use the toilet I have clean the pubs and shit and piss off of it everytime
I'm going to start putting a thin layer of liquid soap across the whole rim
The other girl that works here goes home to use the bathroom
and my boss has her own bathroom that only women are allowed to use

there are some freaking slobs out there lots of them

 

[JudoChop]

I feel sorry for 'Fluffers' that's a seriously unrewarding job.

 

[hart]

I feel sorry for 'Fluffers' that's a seriously unrewarding job.

I had to google that. A Fluffer might not be a good job but doing the interviews for it might not be so bad