How many people have more Facebook and MySpace friends than real friends? By real friends, I mean the ones you see on a regular basis. The ones that will pick you up when your car breaks down or tell you that you have a booger on your shirt. You know the ones. The ones who buy you a beer and tell you, "I never liked your ex, anyway. She was a real bitch." The ones who won't let you take the drunk chick home from the bar. Real friends. The ones who call you up and embarrass you instead of posting an embarrassing clip on You Tube. The ones who text you when there's a guy on tv attempting to eat a 5-lb. hamburger. What happened to those kinds of friends? Are they still out there?