What's their story...

It's the 2012 World Series and it's the last game of the tied series. It's the San Francisco Giants and the Boston Red Sox.

PJ wins front row tickets, and all he can drink beer.

Unfortunately, the Red Sox lose, because they suck. :tooth

But PJ gets drunk.

and a hooker.
 
However I was off for the night watching my team, you were not. So after you hit the glory hole behind the left field bleachers, you caught PJ in the alley taking a leak, and let him take run through it, free of charge.

Too much? :tooth
 
Natasha was walking through the woods one evening and came across a magical rabbit. She picked up the magical rabbit and asked "Why are you a magical rabbit? What makes you so special?" The magical rabbit replied "I can grant you one wish but you must give me oral pleasure in order to receive that wish." Natasha is not the kind of girl who would degrade herself by giving a rabbit a BJ for a wish so she threw that dirty bastard over a cliff and got the fuck out of there.

The End :)
 
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