What's in your pocket?

[sexy.time]

woohoo, Mike gets it.

a little badge that his mommy made that says, "im special"
two honeycombs and his marriage ring.
(hey man shouldnt that be on your finger?)

 

[sundvlfn88]

A note from his mom to his boss explaining why he was late for work. 2 tylenol for his headache. A picture of the girl he slept with last night. Too bad she was over 400 lbs.

 

[Jersey]

an ugly chick's #, fingernail clippings, and a $1 coupon for dunkin' donuts

 

[GraceAbounds]

an angel key chain

 

[TheLightedPath]

Cellphone and a Jesus is my Homeboy keychain.

 

[Trance97]

Lint.

 

[Breath]

a large sparkly gem on a chain that he uses to hypnotize women

 

[rio^Love]

a grinder and an ounce of sour d. PUFF PUFF PASS.