What You've Heard

[Rusteh]

What are some of the lamest or funniest pick-up lines you've actually heard people use or have used your self, not ones that u know, but ones that you've experienced?

one that comes to mind is when my friend joked with this random girl;

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

[Haus]

i heard one guy say to a girl.

"my moms welsh and my dads hungarian, so i guess that makes me well hung"

 

[Rusteh]

i had a girl tell me one time;

I bet i can make you cum in 5 minutes :rofl

keep in mind she was like 5 foot 160 pounds :lol

 

[hangingbug]

boobies

 

[UncleBacon]

I must be in heaven because I see an angel before me

 

[Rusteh]

please don't tell me you didn't use that line to pick up your girl?

 

[SloMoFo]

*looks at tag on the back of shirt"

" just what i thought, made in heaven"

 

[Rusteh]

lmao...did SI try that one :lol

 

[drgnracin72]

Re: RE: What You've Heard

i had a girl tell me one time;

I bet i can make you cum in 5 minutes :rofl

keep in mind she was like 5 foot 160 pounds :lol

hahahahaha thats great

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck? And I'm not lying, I know someone who used that and it worked for them.

 

[UncleBacon]

Re: RE: What You've Heard

please don't tell me you didn't use that line to pick up your girl?

naaa....I actually didn't give her any lines....

 

[Rusteh]

i would consider karaoke as a line :lol