I'd square dance to a Nelly song while I was being forcefed mashed candy corn!
I'd scrub an old mans fat back with a rotten corn cob and sing the alphabet backwards in an earsplitting falsetto in front of a group of my peers!
I'd let all the band members of Papa Roach suckle peanut butter off my toes!
I would start bumping and grinding and shaking serious booty whenever I heard Dixie Chick's landslide at a karaoke bar!
I would gargle rat poison and rub altoid shavings into my eyes!
I would roll naked in a pit of McDonald's hamburger meat and scream 'Hoolee-o!' repeatedly!!!
I would drink a jar of singer Meatloafs saliva!
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