Cannonball Run
I would do the Star Wars universe a solid, and I would remake episode I.
Spoiler alert: Jar Jar dies. :tooth
Braveheart - It's would be based on facts which for once are much more interesting and exciting than kilt wearing lowlanders living in hobbit holes painting their faces and running across a field in open warfare against a bunch of homosexual but confused evil rapists.
I would do the Star Wars universe a solid, and I would remake episode I.
Spoiler alert: Jar Jar dies. :tooth
Fuck I wish I could rep you for that... :clap I shall rep others until the Rep Nazi lets me rep you again... :willy_nilly:
More like Jar Jar and the Gungans just plain don't exist. Why not more on Kashyyk, and make Chewbacca a major character? The Clone Wars should have taken place in Episode I, Anakin should have been a teenager already, just as much a whiny punk-ass as Luke was. Should've been about smacking him into shape amidst a civil war, forget the Trade Federation and their Battle Droids.I would do the Star Wars universe a solid, and I would remake episode I.
Spoiler alert: Jar Jar dies. :tooth
Maul and Dookie should have been one character. You're right, the entire love story was completely unbelievable, as was the duel between Anakin and Kenobi, and the whole reason Anakin fell. Puh-lease. The only saving grace there was Anakin slaughtering Sandpeople for killing his mom. That I could buy.Let's just count the prequel trilogy as one movie... then we could re-cast Anakin with someone with more charisma than a wood plank and completely revamp the stupid love scenes in Attack of the Clones, and add more Mace Windu and Yoda lightsaber battles.
LOTR...and actually follow the book this time, please. :coffee
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