Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Little Johnny is in Sunday school class when the teacher poses a question: What part of your body goes to Heaven first?
Lil Johnny raises his hand first, but the teacher thinks better of it. "Julia, please give me your answer".
"Your hands go to Heaven first" she says.
"And why is that Julia? the teacher asks
Because your hands touch the Bible. Julia says
The teacher next asks Teresa, because she doesnt want Lil Johnny's answer just yet.
Your heart says Teresa
Why your heart, the teacher says
Cause your heart is full of the Lord says Teresa
Finally the teacher is at the end of the class and has no one to call on but Johnny. "Can you answer the question in a good way Johnny?"
"Yes I can teacher..........its the soles of your feet." Johnny says.
The soles of your feet? the teacher says..........."How is that?"
Johnny says" I dont know, but I snuck in on mom and dad the other night, and mom had her feet straight up in the air.........yelling Oh God I am coming!!!!...........and it was all dad could do to keep her pinned down to the bed.
Lil Johnny raises his hand first, but the teacher thinks better of it. "Julia, please give me your answer".
"Your hands go to Heaven first" she says.
"And why is that Julia? the teacher asks
Because your hands touch the Bible. Julia says
The teacher next asks Teresa, because she doesnt want Lil Johnny's answer just yet.
Your heart says Teresa
Why your heart, the teacher says
Cause your heart is full of the Lord says Teresa
Finally the teacher is at the end of the class and has no one to call on but Johnny. "Can you answer the question in a good way Johnny?"
"Yes I can teacher..........its the soles of your feet." Johnny says.
The soles of your feet? the teacher says..........."How is that?"
Johnny says" I dont know, but I snuck in on mom and dad the other night, and mom had her feet straight up in the air.........yelling Oh God I am coming!!!!...........and it was all dad could do to keep her pinned down to the bed.
