In all seriousness, I rarely watch TV. Sometimes, after I go to bed, I'll turn it on to whatever half-hour comedy is on and set the TV timer and fall asleep to that program, but during the day and night, I don't usually watch.
I record stuff throughout the weeks and once a month or so, my Wife and I sit down and attempt to watch them all, fast-forwarding through a lot of stuff.
OKAY, SORRY, I DIDN"T REALLY ANSWER THE QUESTION, Donnie!
I'm watching nothing on TV. I am just watching my monitor while music is on in the background.