I was sweeping the kitchen floor and noticed a BIG HAIRY FUCKING SPIDER sitting along the floor railing for the sliding back door.
I thought it may be dead, as it didn't scurry when I came around, and I didn't want to hit it with the stick end of the broom, because it was so fat it would splatter.
anyway, I nudged it with the broom and it started running toward me, although not as fast as I would have expected, considering it's size.
I screamed like a woman and hit it with the broom, causing a mess of course. I was surprised that the spider didn't run sooner and that it was so slow when it finally did. I then surmised that it may have been pregnant or something.
So I looked back to where it had been sitting, and there were AT LEAST 100 BABY FUCKING SPIDERS SCATTERING ALL OVER THE FLOOR. :willy_nilly:
I grabbed a paper towel in each hand and started beating the floor until I could see no more spiders moving. I think I killed about 50 of them.
Spiders! my only real phobia. A shrink would probably attribute this phobia to me being bit by a brown recluse spider when I was a child and being hospitalized for it.
Whats yours?
I thought it may be dead, as it didn't scurry when I came around, and I didn't want to hit it with the stick end of the broom, because it was so fat it would splatter.
anyway, I nudged it with the broom and it started running toward me, although not as fast as I would have expected, considering it's size.
I screamed like a woman and hit it with the broom, causing a mess of course. I was surprised that the spider didn't run sooner and that it was so slow when it finally did. I then surmised that it may have been pregnant or something.
So I looked back to where it had been sitting, and there were AT LEAST 100 BABY FUCKING SPIDERS SCATTERING ALL OVER THE FLOOR. :willy_nilly:
I grabbed a paper towel in each hand and started beating the floor until I could see no more spiders moving. I think I killed about 50 of them.
Spiders! my only real phobia. A shrink would probably attribute this phobia to me being bit by a brown recluse spider when I was a child and being hospitalized for it.
Whats yours?