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You are driving down a deserted stretch of the Internet and you spot an odd looking building...

It's looks like it's shaped like.. a V.

"That's odd"... and you decide to investigate.

You walk up to the front door and notice a huge sign:

"NO DRAMA ALLOWED. VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT AND FED TO WOLVES."

Once you get past them you see two more doors...

One marked- XXXXXXXXXX (18 and older, please)

The other marked - Bri's Lounge.

You decided to go into XXXXXXX ...

You spot a pool table, several TV's and a long bar bisecting the room... you can actually see into most of Bri's from where you are standing and the bar is serving both sides at the same time... booze to the right, the softer stuff to the left.

"Nice set-up", you think to yourself...

Suddenly, a ridiculously beautiful woman walks up to you.

"Hi, I'm Veronica and this is my place. Have a seat, relax. We've got a fully stocked bar and a staff of great people behind them. The kitchen is open, but I'm still interviewing for a head chef. Bri's Lounge is a game room and where you can get something... lighter. Enjoy your stay."

Suddenly, you hear a very faint sound...

You peer into the furtherest corner of the bar... and see another door...

"What's that?"

V winks at you. You feel your spine melt into your shoes.

"Ohhh... that's Satin's Playpen... we had to put the Naughty Couch in there... along with the Twister mat. It's for those...personal moments."

"Ohh?"

"Yeah, but don't worry... if it gets TOO adult we have a special place for them... it's nicknamed the UG. Strictly R rated at worst in here... no NC-17."

She winks at you again... you hear a faint whistling sound in your ears... she REALLY is insanely hot...


You look at the wall and see a floorchart...

vsplace2.jpg



Damn... I may have found myself a new home...



WELCOME... TO V'S PLACE.
 
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I did a mass merge, and this was the result.

Codrus said:
*picks the lock on the door, throws the main and starts wiping down the bar*

Hmmm...

*turns on the open sign*

Better....
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Beer, barkeep!

pjbleek said:
Beer, barkeep!
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Kind?

Codrus said:
Kind?
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Hmmmm.....surprise me

pjbleek said:
Hmmmm.....surprise me
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*slides an ice cold yuengling across the bar to pj*

I've always wanted to try Yuengling, but we don't have it in CA. I've heard it's good, and as I recall, the oldest brewery in America?

Darrell said:
I've always wanted to try Yuengling, but we don't have it in CA. I've heard it's good, and as I recall, the oldest brewery in America?
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I'm not exactly sure on the specifics of that claim ....
*slides an ice cold yuengling across the bar to Darrell*

Codrus said:
*slides an ice cold yuengling across the bar to pj*
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Darrell said:
I've always wanted to try Yuengling, but we don't have it in CA. I've heard it's good, and as I recall, the oldest brewery in America?
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Codrus said:
I'm not exactly sure on the specifics of that claim ....
*slides an ice cold yuengling across the bar to Darrell*
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Cheers Darrell, Cod

pjbleek said:
Cheers Darrell, Cod
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*nods*
Not sure about the crowd tonight fellas,...first Friday night open in a while ....but I have a fresh new book with me in case.....who knows ....maybe satin and thorny will drop in and molest each other like old times.

*flys in remembering this place* ;)

MoonOwl said:
*flys in remembering this place* ;)
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*places a fresh cup in front of moonies perch*

Codrus said:
*places a fresh cup in front of moonies perch*
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Thank you. You're too kind :)

*cheers*

MoonOwl said:
Thank you. You're too kind :)

*cheers*
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*nods*
Your welcome

I see we have guests ;)

Guests are always welcome,...this is the cheers of the interwebs:thumbup

Tis true. I was just wondering if they might be people we knew. Or should know ;)

Up to them..but their gonna get awful thirsty...or have to hit the head eventually

Codrus said:
I'm not exactly sure on the specifics of that claim ....
*slides an ice cold yuengling across the bar to Darrell*
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pjbleek said:
Cheers Darrell, Cod
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Cheers. :D

*Quietly slips through the door*

Who knew this place existed?

I won't *do* the girls, but, I'd sure flirt with the bartender. :cool

*Takes a seat next to Moonie, giving her a little wink and a pat on the knee*

A glass of wine would be nice. :) Nothing snobbish, just a white zin. Please.

GoldDust Woman said:
*Quietly slips through the door*

Who knew this place existed?

I won't *do* the girls, but, I'd sure flirt with the bartender. :cool

*Takes a seat next to Moonie, giving her a little wink and a pat on the knee*

A glass of wine would be nice. :) Nothing snobbish, just a white zin. Please.
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*places a chilled glass of Robert Mondavi white zin on a napkin in front of goldie*
... its only a '99;)
 
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*starts wiping down bar glasses ...trying to think of a way to draw the gang together and bring in customers...*
Hmmm...
* thinks about thorny giving massage's in satins place..*


( the gears continue to grind as the player piano fades in with "music box dancer ")
 
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*sets another beer in the well for Darrell *
*checks how moonie and goldie's drinks are fareing*?
Pj,..you ready?
 
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