We were so poor that....

[cam elle toe]

I saw this on another forum and its quite hilarious.

Just post your own "we were so poor that....."


I'll start (and I pinched this one)

 

[cam elle toe]

We were so poor that I could never afford to throw my 2c into a conversation.

 

[JuggsBunny]

We were so poor that I had to walk uphill, to school, in a blizzard, both ways, in sandals, for a mile. :24:

 

[Joe the meek]

We were so poor that if I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with.



























































Give credit where credit is due, I heard that one from Mr. Dangerfield.

 

[cam elle toe]

We were so poor that if I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with.



























































Give credit where credit is due, I heard that one from Mr. Dangerfield.

I saw one similar

"We were so poor, my parents cut the bottoms out of my pockets so I would have something to play with"

 

[Abcinthia]

We were so poor I couldn't even pay attention.

 

[cam elle toe]

We were so poor I couldn't even pay attention.

:24::thumbup

 

[Joe the meek]

I saw one similar

"We were so poor, my parents cut the bottoms out of my pockets so I would have something to play with"

My parents never had to cut the bottoms out of my pockets

 

[BleedingBull]

we were so poor, we had to bite our toenails on cue to keep our toothpick container filled.

we were also so poor we had to recycle poop and make it into mince

 

[Johnfromokc]

We were so poor that I had to walk uphill, to school, in a blizzard, both ways, in sandals, for a mile. :24:

Oh yeah? We were so poor we did it barefoot for two miles!

 

[NoDak]

We were so poor that I had to walk uphill, to school, in a blizzard, both ways, in sandals, for a mile. :24:

We were so poor I couldn't even pay attention.

Oh yeah? We were so poor we did it barefoot for two miles!

I'm so poor I can't even come up with my own lines! Then, these reprobates steal the ones I was gonna steal! :ninja