Wal-Mart Wine

[CheshireCatGrin]

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine",said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:​

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante​

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).​

*This is a joke. Please do not rush out (to Wal-Fart) looking for Peanut Noir or others, hee hee

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[COOL_BREEZE2]

Hiya O12. How ya doing girl.

Interesting. A $2-$5 wine eh? LOL.

I'm kinda liking "I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!"

What's your pick?

 

[CheshireCatGrin]

Hiya O12. How ya doing girl.

Interesting. A $2-$5 wine eh? LOL.

I'm kinda liking "I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!"

What's your pick?

Hi CB,

I don't know, but doesn't Nasti Spumante sound like a cheap wine wine for cheap women?

Let's all go out to Wal-Mart tonight. Road trip, lol!

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Hi CB,

I don't know, but doesn't Nasti Spumante sound like a cheap wine wine for cheap women?

Let's all go out to Wal-Mart tonight. Road trip, lol!

Nasti Spumante<-------*bulb*

What da heck. Why not. More to go around.

So what's up girl? Busy as a bee?

 

[CheshireCatGrin]

Yeah, but it's Sat night, so one can now...chill.

I got some Rum. Want some? We can drink and be merry (Mary) and talk like pirates all night long. Hee hee, I MEAN...ARR!

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Yeah, but it's Sat night, so one can now...chill.

I got some Rum. Want some? We can drink and be merry (Mary) and talk like pirates all night long. Hee hee, I MEAN...ARR!

Did you say the majik word? I never refuse a good rum n' coke. ARRRRRR matey. Let's drink and be mary.

 

[CheshireCatGrin]

Okay, I'll get out my make-up and you can be Mary and I'll be Cap'n Jack, LOL

JK CB:0)

Oh wait...Halloween's over:0(

 

[BaggedSplash]

lol that was pretty funny!! rep for you

 

[sundvlfn88]

I wanted some walmar wine. lol

 

[BaggedSplash]

i bet the Wal-Mart wine is only available by the box and not the bottle....lol

 

[Keight]

:24: I cant beleive its not vinegar :24::24:

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

:24: I cant beleive its not vinegar :24::24:

Great minds think alike.

 

[Pinto]

Awwwwwwww I am sooooooooo disappointed. I thought it was for real !! I was ready to run over to wall mart......... well ok not really, its snowing like hell !! LOL

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

It's true. Selling fast.

 

[Keight]

Awwwwwwww I am sooooooooo disappointed. I thought it was for real !! I was ready to run over to wall mart......... well ok not really, its snowing like hell !! LOL

:24: Nice!!!

 

[Dana]

lmfao@"I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar"