Peter Parka
Well-Known Member
So here are all the jokes. You have a week to do so and the winner recieves 30,666 tokenz. Thanks to everyone for taking part and donating tokenz. Here are the jokes...
Joke 1
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
If we don't get support soon, people will think we're nuts.
Joke 2
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers... He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name...
The chief answered in his typically poetic way..."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest... and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth."
Then, the boy said to the Chief... And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky...
The boy asked again, how his cousin "White Crouching Bear" had been given such a name... And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe.... White Bear's mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby's birth. Then he asked the boy...
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
Joke 3
What's the most disgusting smell in the world?
A fish's gee
Joke 4
Frank and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Frank headed home totally frustrated. The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Frank?"
"I didn't have to," Frank replied. "Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and
said, 'Surprise.' When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and
said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
Joke 5
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Joke 1
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
If we don't get support soon, people will think we're nuts.
Joke 2
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers... He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name...
The chief answered in his typically poetic way..."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest... and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth."
Then, the boy said to the Chief... And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky...
The boy asked again, how his cousin "White Crouching Bear" had been given such a name... And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe.... White Bear's mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby's birth. Then he asked the boy...
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
Joke 3
What's the most disgusting smell in the world?
A fish's gee
Joke 4
Frank and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Frank headed home totally frustrated. The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Frank?"
"I didn't have to," Frank replied. "Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and
said, 'Surprise.' When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and
said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
Joke 5
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
