Vending Machine

[No Leg Joe]

I'm gonna try a forum game here.

You post something that you are going to put into the vendng machine, money or otherwise. The next person says what the previous person is given, and proceeds to place something else in the recieving slot. I'll start...
*No Leg Joe puts in £5 (about $7)

 

[Veronica]

out pops a dildo

vshayes puts in 4 dollars

 

[!]

vshayes gets a blow up vin diesel doll

! puts in 35cents and some belly-button lint

 

[ProjectMayhem]

! gets rejected and then kicked in the balls for being a cheap-ass.


ProjectMayhem inserts $12.75 in quarters

 

[TheOriginalJames]

ProjectMayhem gets the one and only bacon.


2000Si puts in 2 dollars and 15 cents in nickels.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

2000si gets laid [finally]

AtlanticBlue99 puts in his social security card, driver's license, and $1 solely in pennies

 

[TheOriginalJames]

AtlanticBlue99 gets an IRS auditor with a pissed off look on his face.


2000Si puts in another 2.15 in nickels