I've heard a few 'ubl goes to the Pearly Gates' type things and came across this one and thought it the best so far and thought I'd pass it on. fyi, I changed the "O" to a u to use his real name and I never capitalize it as a capital is a sign of respect. Anyway:
After dying a grisly death in a fire fight, usama made his way to the pearly gates.� There, he was greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping usama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind, "You wanted to end the American's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched usama in the nose.
James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked usama's knees.
usama was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe and 67 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.
As usama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
:usa::cool
After dying a grisly death in a fire fight, usama made his way to the pearly gates.� There, he was greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping usama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind, "You wanted to end the American's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched usama in the nose.
James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked usama's knees.
usama was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe and 67 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.
As usama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
:usa::cool
