A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says
"7feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles,
Turner Brown".
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
"Im 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private,
my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown".
The small guy says "Turner Brown, sweet Jesus, I thought you
said "TURN AROUND"!!!
The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says
"7feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles,
Turner Brown".
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
"Im 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private,
my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown".
The small guy says "Turner Brown, sweet Jesus, I thought you
said "TURN AROUND"!!!
