Truths about religions.

[AUFred]

I am a Southern Baptist so I am most familiar with how we are poked fun at and knowing there is always some truth in good humor I offer a couple of jokes poking fun at Baptist.

Why do you never invite one Baptist to go fishing with you?

He will drink all your beer.


What is the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will speak to you in the liquor store.

 

[Joe the meek]

Actually Fred, the way you stop a baptist from drinking all your beer is by inviting two over.

The other month a guy at the gas station was taking a collection for the funeral of a poor baptist minister who preached down the road. The guy was waiting for people as they came out the door asking for a simple 5 spot to help with the burial expense. I gave him $20 and told him to bury 4 of em.