A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie.
"Don't worry," he assures her: "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk."
As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps: "We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!"
"No problem," he replies: "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury.
"That bitch!" he exclaims: "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"
"Don't worry," he assures her: "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk."
As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps: "We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!"
"No problem," he replies: "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury.
"That bitch!" he exclaims: "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"
