True story.......

[wednesday]

I have been raised to use the womans privates as the word...FOO FOO.

Now, i thought this was universal, everyone knew what it meant...like minnie n bits..n foo foo.

Until i went to the doctors while i was pregnant, with a lil problem...

Doc:"so whats the problem trina.."
Me:" i keep getting this really sharp pain in my foo foo"
Doc:"...im sorry..your where?"
Me: "my foo foo...really sharp stabbing pain" (point down)
Doc:"ohhh..ive never heard it called that":24::24:


Anyway...leave surgery, speak to my mum and tell her what was said and so on...she started cracking up laughing, apparently she made that name up for girls bits....and it took me till i was 29 yrs old in a doctors surgery, to find out my mums weird.


Side note...my children now use it.

 

[BeautifulHeart]

I have been raised to use the womans privates as the word...FOO FOO.

Now, i thought this was universal, everyone knew what it meant...like minnie n bits..n foo foo.

Until i went to the doctors while i was pregnant, with a lil problem...

Doc:"so whats the problem trina.."
Me:" i keep getting this really sharp pain in my foo foo"
Doc:"...im sorry..your where?"
Me: "my foo foo...really sharp stabbing pain" (point down)
Doc:"ohhh..ive never heard it called that":24::24:


Anyway...leave surgery, speak to my mum and tell her what was said and so on...she started cracking up laughing, apparently she made that name up for girls bits....and it took me till i was 29 yrs old in a doctors surgery, to find out my mums weird.


Side note...my children now use it.

:24::24::24::24::24::24:
My mum called it a flower when I was younger lol

 

[wednesday]

awww thats a sweet word...least yours didnt sound like a bloody poodle

 

[BeautifulHeart]

awww thats a sweet word...least yours didnt sound like a bloody poodle

:24::24::24: Lol MY MUM SAID that girls have flowers and boys have mushrooms and Flowers are so much better that they stay away from them lol

 

[wednesday]

:24::24::24:rofl @ mushrooms...some men still do. Button mushrooms:ninja

 

[BeautifulHeart]

:24::24::24:rofl @ mushrooms...some men still do. Button mushrooms:ninja

:24::24::24: she made it up said there poisonus stay away the will bite lol

 

[Mystic]

lmao foo foos flowers and mushrooms LMAO!!!!!

 

[wednesday]

:24::24::24: im gonna use mushroom from now on...sod evans cashew, hes got a mushroom.:surrender

 

[BeautifulHeart]

:24::24::24: im gonna use mushroom from now on...sod evans cashew, hes got a mushroom.:surrender

Thanks to someone pmsl

 

[Tyler Durden]

It's front bottom

Anything else in ungodly

 

[Mystic]

...i didn't know what a camel toe was until a couple of years ago...lmao.

 

[BeautifulHeart]

...i didn't know what a camel toe was until a couple of years ago...lmao.

:24::24::yuk

 

[MMMMatilde]

My Mum and Dad called a kikinella... -key-key-nellah :|

I don't know why...

Maybe it's in another language, but I'm pretty sure it's not..

 

[jassilem]

My mom never named it ... if had a pain or something wrong as a kid I would say it hurts and points.

 

[Natasha]

LOL, Trina...too funny!!!

 

[triglad]

Ha, quality!!

 

[nursey1972]

That is a great story!How funny! Im sure there are millions of names for it

 

[Peter Parka]

• mound of womanhood (or Venus), handful of woman, womanhood; vague, often appreciative, equations of vulvas and vaginas to femininity in general
• flower, fruit, bud, rose, cherry; other frilly, lush or fertile plant matter
• conch, orchid; other structurally layered or complex plant or animal
• friend, sister, aunt; other amicable or feminine persona
• center, heart, source; especially of femininity, fertility, or sexuality
• place, temple, house; alone or "of delights, wonders, pleasure, warmth, etc."
• muff, muffin, kitten, puff; other soft, fluffy or furry beings
• fanny, ethyl, suzy; female personal names
• unit, thing; universal descriptors
• lap, nether regions, down there; other approximate locations
• no-no, private area, parts, zone; other off-limits, hush-hush description
• wee-wee, bug; other nonsense words sometimes used for genitals of either gender
• pool, deep sea, wetness; other slipperiness and wetness descriptors
• crevice, lips, crack, smile; other descriptors of a split in flesh
• pussy, beaver, bearded clam; other animal with implied furry and wet parts
• hole, tunnel, (love) pocket, chimney, mouth, (magic) cave, box; other descriptors of internal, and implicitly passive, compartments
• yin-yang, charms; references to magical/mystical things
• snatch, trap; implying something dangerous or inescapable
• meat, sweet meats, taint meat, meat napkin; meat-related names for passive flesh
• yoni (American Indian term)
• vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia; anatomical names
• twat, cooter, cooch, hoo; nonsense words specific to femme genitals, vulgar or melodramatic
• rattlesnake canyon, wizard's sleeve, y-clef, etc.; all the goofy schoolyard (and rap song) monikers that play up the nature of the beast rather than play it dow

 

[wednesday]

ffs peter....you havnt got foo foo on there

 

[BeautifulHeart]

ffs peter....you havnt got foo foo on there

AND MUSHROOM