Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
An angry husband was complaining to his friend about his slovenly wife.
"She never does any housework, I never get a cooked meal, everything's
dirty, including her. I'm so fed up I sleep on my own and I wish she was
dead."
The friend suggested that he try killing her with sex. It wasn't an
offense, after all. So the man returned home, dragged his wife upstairs
and kept her there the whole weekend.
By the time Monday morning came he could hardly drag himself to work,
but when he came home that night the house was spotless, a steak was
cooking and she was standing there with a sexy see-through nightie on.
"You see, darling," she said. "Treat me right and I'll treat you right."
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So that is the secret! I dont cook and my husband doesnt have sex with me either! lol
"She never does any housework, I never get a cooked meal, everything's
dirty, including her. I'm so fed up I sleep on my own and I wish she was
dead."
The friend suggested that he try killing her with sex. It wasn't an
offense, after all. So the man returned home, dragged his wife upstairs
and kept her there the whole weekend.
By the time Monday morning came he could hardly drag himself to work,
but when he came home that night the house was spotless, a steak was
cooking and she was standing there with a sexy see-through nightie on.
"You see, darling," she said. "Treat me right and I'll treat you right."
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So that is the secret! I dont cook and my husband doesnt have sex with me either! lol
