Top 10 reasons computers must be male

[Eridanus]

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter

:tongue:

 

[Bagel]

hahaha...

 

[Peter Parka]

Mine's like a woman. It's always being annoying and it keeps breaking down!:tongue:

 

[GuesSAngel]

funny funny funny

 

[sharpies]

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

Another of life's maxims?

Allan

 

[Reaver]

Reasons they are better than women:

1. When something is wrong, they tell you.
2. Do whatever you want them to.
3. They dont crash once a month
4. Always up for some roleplaying
5. They only on require one finger to turn on.
6. You can always unplug the sound
7. They can be upraded without any discussion.
8. You can share them with friends and visa versa
9. You can do a total memory wipe
10. When they get old, you can get a new one.

These are all from my own mind.

 

[wolfclanpack]

true true