Time to cook the turkey

[AUFred]

Turkey Directions

1. Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing.
   When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who
   just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not
   dried out. Give this a try.
   
   10-12 lb Turkey
   1 cup melted butter
   1 bag stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good)
   1 cup uncooked popcorn (Orville Redenbacher' s)
   Salt & Pepper to taste
   
   Preheat oven to 350F.
   Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt and pepper.
   Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.Place in baking pan with the neck
   end towards the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds.
   
   When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies
   across the room, it's done.

 

[hart]

Gee Dinner and a show!!

 

[pjbleek]

so not doing this....

 

[darkcgi]

cooking turkey directions
--thing you will need
--car or means of transportation
--portable fold out chair (preferrably one with arms and beer holder)
--and a beer

Pre heat your truck for about .5 minutes
fire her up
and press on the gass untill you get to your family's house where they got all the food ready
show your gratitude and clean up as much as possible

 

[MoonOwl]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AstriaPorta]

hmm i never cooked turkey ... wanted to try but some how always end up not cooking this ...last time i thought to cook some.... but i can only find some big turkey, it was too much for 3 people so i bought to try and cook duck
it was very nice was falling from the bone and had more fat then chicken ..anyways glad i cooked chicken too because my son did not even try it ..