A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more
closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little oops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of
a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady
with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this
lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're going to
shit when I tell you the price .
bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more
closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little oops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of
a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady
with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this
lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're going to
shit when I tell you the price .
