Three horses and a dog

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Three horses are in a bar and start bragging about how many races they've won. The first says "Of the last 15 races I've ran, I've won 8 of them!" The other horses agree that this is a good score. The second says "Well, of the last 24 races I've ran, I've won 16!" Again, the horses agree that this is pretty good. Finally the last one says "Well, of the last 36 races I've ran, I've won 27!" The horses think that is a great score. A greyhound dog who was sitting back and listening came forward and said "I don't mean to brag, but of the last 90 races I've ran I've won 80." The horses are clearly amazed as they stare at the old dog. Finally, one of them speaks. "WOW! A talking dog!"
 
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