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[BreakfastSurreal]

so please don't get offended. I thought it was funny.

OBSERVATIONS SURE TO OFFEND MANY
>
> 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> 1. Hickeys are not attractive.
> 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
> 3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
> 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
> 5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.
> 6. "Jump out and run" is not an insurance policy.
> 7. 10 people to a car IS, in fact, considered too many.
> 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
> 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
> 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
>
>
> 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> 1. Elvis is dead.
> 2. Jesus was not white.
> 3. Rap music is here to stay.
> 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
> 5. Skinny! does not equal sexy.
> 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> 7. A 5-year-old child is too big for a stroller.
> 8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
> 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
> 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
>
> 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> 1. O.J. did it.
> 2. Tupac is dead.
> 3. Teeth should not be decorated .
> 4. Weddings should start on time.
> 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
> 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
> 7. Red is not a Kool-Aid flavor. It's a color.
> 8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
> 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
> 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

 

[lemon]

so please don't get offended. I thought it was funny.

OBSERVATIONS SURE TO OFFEND MANY

> 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> 1. Elvis is dead.
> 2. Jesus was not white.
> 3. Rap music is here to stay.
> 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
> 5. Skinny! does not equal sexy.
> 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> 7. A 5-year-old child is too big for a stroller.
> 8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
> 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
> 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

1. > who cares about elvis?
2. > dont give a fuck about jesus....
3. > play it all day
4. > eww... my cat is an outside cat... no kissing here..
5. > amen
6. > and? i dont care about tj except one of the documents he wrote....
7. > good thing i dont have children... if i did, 3 years old is too big
8. > fuck nsync. whos the jackson 5?
9. > we'll have to talk about that...
10. > good thing i dont have children... if i did, they wouldnt cuss ( its cuss, not curse ) in public places, unless there is a very good reason to..

 

[rh26]

lol nice jokes though and jackson 5 is michael jackson and his family in the old days