1) If you are Dana, you can cry anywhere and on cue. Even when the dog hasn't died.
2) cause some asses are so huge it could contain hemisphere.
3) Electricity isn't just from electrons but rather from an atom losing electron that causes electricity. So by LOSING moral you become a moron. if you wanted a funny answer. Morality does not come from morons but morons do come and that's why there are lots of moronic children out there doing more moronic deeds.