Dodge_Sniper
Active Member
This guy I know posted these in his live journal, and honestly, I think he's right. So I'll post it here.
Now there are some things out there that people say that just piss me right the fuck off. I mean, they're fucking stupid. I'm sure you all have heard them, or even said them. And if you have said them, then I hope you die. Yes, plain and simple. Like you get cancer or choke on some asparagus or something.
YET! What are these things that I'm bitching about? These new gay words replaces things that make sense. They're mainly used by emo kids, because they have no idea how to spell anything right. So I've decided to make a list for you all to know what these are and to avoid using them.
Teh: What the fuck does "teh" mean? Is it a misspelling of "the"? I just don't get why this is cool to say. the only thing I can think of is that some emo band had a mispelling in their CD booklet and all the other emo kids thought that it was some cool new way to say "the", so they all started saying it because they have no mind of their own.
Now the next thing on my list goes hand and hand with the first one.
Teh Sex: This is also used by emo fucks when they see someone they find attractive. "OMG! UR TEH SEX!" How can someone be the sex? Or teh sex? Just cut the bull shit and say that they're sexy! Mother fucker. But wait, I changed my mind. Don't say that they're sexy, cuz chances are, they're far from it. They probably have a comb-over, piercings up the ass and make-up smeared all over their face. Fag.
Smexy/shexay/sexay: The only thing that I can say about this is GOD DAMN! IT'S FUCKING SPELLED S-E-X-Y! If you don't know how to spell, then don't fucking write anything at all. Dumb ass!
Now there are some things out there that people say that just piss me right the fuck off. I mean, they're fucking stupid. I'm sure you all have heard them, or even said them. And if you have said them, then I hope you die. Yes, plain and simple. Like you get cancer or choke on some asparagus or something.
YET! What are these things that I'm bitching about? These new gay words replaces things that make sense. They're mainly used by emo kids, because they have no idea how to spell anything right. So I've decided to make a list for you all to know what these are and to avoid using them.
Teh: What the fuck does "teh" mean? Is it a misspelling of "the"? I just don't get why this is cool to say. the only thing I can think of is that some emo band had a mispelling in their CD booklet and all the other emo kids thought that it was some cool new way to say "the", so they all started saying it because they have no mind of their own.
Now the next thing on my list goes hand and hand with the first one.
Teh Sex: This is also used by emo fucks when they see someone they find attractive. "OMG! UR TEH SEX!" How can someone be the sex? Or teh sex? Just cut the bull shit and say that they're sexy! Mother fucker. But wait, I changed my mind. Don't say that they're sexy, cuz chances are, they're far from it. They probably have a comb-over, piercings up the ass and make-up smeared all over their face. Fag.
Smexy/shexay/sexay: The only thing that I can say about this is GOD DAMN! IT'S FUCKING SPELLED S-E-X-Y! If you don't know how to spell, then don't fucking write anything at all. Dumb ass!