Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

[Godsloveapples]

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there

 

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LMAO


That is great!!!!

 

[BiPolar Betty]

lol @

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

 

[tinacolada]

"-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there"
oh man...

that's hilarious lol

 

[BiPolar Betty]

my husband actually looked at me after a contraction and said to me...SEE? ITS NOT THAT BAD..

i wanted to drill his face into the wall.

 

[Sneakiecat]

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

I watched the game while I was in labor. I was kinda hoping he'd be born during the game.

 

[Elle]

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there

lolllololl