Things NEVER to say to a teacher

[End Of All]

I only have a couple good ones, Anybody got any ideas?

1. Are girls supposed to pat on the first date? :tooth
2. How does Teflon stick to the pan?
3.You must be another one of them Dicks.
4.Your class is positively boring.
5.Your class is the most awesome thing ever!
6.Do you need help to write that test?

 

[EthanJoushu]

Its true..

 

[Natasha]

What exactly is "pat"??? :dunno

 

[Ash1280]

Wardrobe malfunction eh ?
Keep your day job.
Married ? what ?
Have you ever cut class ? Not too late to start.
Still driving a Chevette ?

 

[End Of All]

What exactly is "pat"??? :dunno

It might be considered a sexual thing. I got that one from my dad.

 

[AUFred]

I bet you might know my grandmother.

 

[AUFred]

Is that your broom in the corner?

 

[darkcgi]

at the end of a class period
tell your teach there is a giant booger in his mustache and its been there this who period
it really happened and he was pissed cause he couldn't figure out why everyone kept laughing at him
luckily I wasn't the one telling him cause he yelled at the girl that told him
she was laughing at him and he went over to her desk grabbed the top of the desk put his face right up to hers and demand she explain herself
that's when she told him

 

[darkcgi]

if the teacher is extremely walleyed don't look at me when I'm talking to you.
had that teacher and a student told her that
needless to say his stuff was graded with great attention to detail

 

[End Of All]

I feel really bad for that kid.

 

[darkcgi]

Not me he was doing to make fun of her.
He passed the class with a low grade but I don't think he would have done much better had things been different.

 

[The Man]

You really need to teach your daughter how to perform oral sex properly :ninja

 

[MainerMikeBrown]

One thing you never wanted to say to the teachers back in my high school is, "You teachers don't deserve a raise."

That would've been very unpopular among those teachers, to say the least.