there is a river...

[Jersey]

going down my street right now :tard cant leave my house ... the only draw back of living a block from the beach

 

[redsMULLT1]

:wtf Huh???? Hella high tide or flooding?

 

[Jersey]

high tide... help!!!!!!

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Take your mattress and throw it on the street. Then float away :rock

 

[TheOriginalJames]

until the mattress soaks up with water and sinks.

 

[Jersey]

then im screwed when i wanna go to sleep later

 

[redsMULLT1]

I gots a dry mattress

 

[Jersey]

thanks for the offer.... but i got no way to get there

 

[redsMULLT1]

Damnit! Someone invent a teleportation device!!!

 

[lemon]

whats teleportation? :dunno

 

[GuesSAngel]

I would have gotten an innertube and floated right along...that should have got you somewhere

 

[Jersey]

well- high tide comes in again at 5:05pm and they recommended my street get the outta dodge.... so im goin to mommy's :tard :tard at least ill get some homecooking outta the deal :banana

 

[lemon]

nothing like grub offa momma's stove :cool

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Re: RE: there is a river...

thanks for the offer.... but i got no way to get there

I gots a boat