The wishing game

[random guy 517]

turns out the genie granting all these damn wishes gets bored and leaves, so you never find out what to wish for.
muhuhuahahahaha.

i wish i was happily retired (and insured and all that crap) on a warm, sunny beach in Luquillo, Puerto Rico.

Puerto Rico 4 life...

 

[elluko]

turns out the genie granting all these damn wishes gets bored and leaves, so you never find out what to wish for.
muhuhuahahahaha.

i wish i was happily retired (and insured and all that crap) on a warm, sunny beach in Luquillo, Puerto Rico.

Puerto Rico 4 life...

People dont like you there becaus you accidently mispronounced Puerto Rico, and you wind up being shunned by the locals for the rest of your life.

I wish my computer would magically get faster.

 

[random guy 517]

your comp. gets so fast it cant handle its own speed and crashes. then catches fire. then burns down your brand new house which you forgot to ensure.

i wish i had a German Shepherd. (yes, i mean the dog.)

*under breath* how the hell do i mispronounce Puerto Rico when my whole family is from there.....?

 

[ouachiski]

the dog shuns you and wont pay you any atention

I wish my knee would stop hurting

 

[random guy 517]

granted, but the pain moves from ur knee to ur head, and u get the worst migraine of ur life.

i wish i had Guitar Hero 2.

 

[ouachiski]

but your playstation dies as you plug it in.

I wish I had a new computer

 

[random guy 517]

we discover they dont exist and we're all alone.

i wish i was in the U.S. Army Special Forces.

 

[renestl]

a robber breaks into your house after the computer is delivered and steals everything in your house.

i wish i knew if aliens really existed

 

[renestl]

we discover they dont exist and we're all alone.

i wish i was in the U.S. Army Special Forces.

you get a dishonorable discharge for hiding in canada

i wish i could travel on a whim

 

[elluko]

you get a dishonorable discharge for hiding in canada

i wish i could travel on a whim

Granted, you travel into a tree and are rushed the hospital with a chunk of bark in you face. :confused
I wish I could hover like Chris Angel.

 

[Thebest]

Granted, but while you're hovering the power goes away and you fall and break your neck.

I wish I was king of the world.