The wishing game

[Thebest]

Okay people, time to play the wishing game! in this game, I will start by making a wish. You then respond by saying what could go wrong with that wish, and make a wish yourself. This is on the humor forum because when I played the things that could go wrong got quite funny. Enjoy!

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[random guy 517]

gov't taxes cut u down to a few hundred thousand (if that)

i wish i could win the Congressional Medal of Honor.

 

[Thebest]

Granted, but then you get arrested for murder and the medal is taken away from you.

I wish that everyone who hates me had AIDS.

 

[random guy 517]

they find a cure and they return, better than ever. and they still hate u. lol

i wish homework and projects were never invented.

 

[Bagel]

without homeowr and projects nobody learns and we revert to caveman mentality (no offense geico guy)

i wish i could turn invisible/visible at will

 

[random guy 517]

ur clothes wuld show and u need to undress to be fully invisible

i wish i found a cure for all types of cancer

 

[Thebest]

Granted, but then a new, worse disease appears.

 

[elluko]

Free wish!

I wish that this game wouldnt be posted once every month.

 

[ouachiski]

then every one would get board and actualy do something constructive

I wish I was a sleep

 

[random guy 517]

u culd go into a coma and never wake up.

i wish i had a brand-new Ferrari Enzo.

 

[elluko]

granted, it gets towed and the tow truck accidentally drives into a lake as you watch your dream car sink before your own eyes.
I wish I had Call of Duty 3 for my pc.

 

[Thebest]

Granted, but it breaks. Then thrown into a river. Then fished out of that river, and mailed back to you in 3 separate packages. And then THOSE packages get smashed with a sledgehammer.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

 

[random guy 517]

radioactive waste from a particularly foul fart mutates the monkey into a maniacal genius who makes monkeys earths dominant species.

i wish men knew the mysteries of women. :tongue:

*dammit elluko, that was a kick ass car...stupid tow truck driver...who drives into a lake?!? lol*

 

[elluko]

Granted, our heads explode because no one can understand the complexity of an entire gender.

I wish my toothbrush would brush my teeth for me.

 

[Thebest]

Granted, but it uses your crap for toothpaste.

 

[NicAuf]

Free wish once again.

I wish I was a Spartan killing machine

 

[random guy 517]

you kill so many ppl that the human race is wiped out.

i wish i could go back and forward in time at will.

 

[Thebest]

granted, but then the power goes away, and you're stuck in the age of dinosaurs. And get eaten.

 

[random guy 517]

free wish. dude, start wishing.

i wish terrorism was completely stopped.

 

[Thebest]

Granted, but then the radioactive monkeys become the new terrorists.

I wish I knew what to wish for.