I'd play with the earth. I'd saw off Scotland and Wales from England and put them at the south pole before moving Europe around. Then I'd move all the American states around to confuse everyone. Imagine New York next to Texas.
thank god for peter.
If god does exist, it seems pretty evident he's already taken a hell of a lot longer off than just the weekend and failed to return.
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