A man enters into a pub after a long day at work and orders a beer. The beer is handed to him by the bartender, and he takes a drink. Suddenly, a little guy appears from his pocket and begins playing a miniature piano. "Where did you get that little guy?" the bartender wonders. "I found a genie's lamp, and he granted me three wishes," the man responds. My initial desire was for an inexhaustible supply of beer. My second desire was for an infinite wallet. My third request was for a small pianist to accompany me wherever I went." The bartender is impressed and pours another drink for the customer. The guy laughs and says, as the small pianist continues to play,
