The Seinfeld Thread

[dt3]

Since there's plenty of people who like it, let's share Seinfeld memories.

Remember the one with the mannequin who looked like Elaine? :24:

 

[Dakota Jim]

Hysterical. I best remember the "it was not a pick" show, where the woman in the next car thought Jerry was picking when he was just rubbing his nose.

 

[BlackCherry]

The Christmas card where Elaine's nip gets exposed is hilarious...but the "Mulva" episode reigns supreme to me!

 

[AUFred]

"Man Hands"
"No Soup for you!"
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
"Master of my domain"

All took on a life of their own.

 

[dt3]

The Christmas card where Elaine's nip gets exposed is hilarious...

"You want your Christmas card George?"

*Shoves George's face into her chest*

"THERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!"

 

[cindy lou]

What about the one where krammer went to the dentist and his mouth was numb...and he was wearing speacial shoes... At the end Mel Torme was singing a song to him to him as though he was mentally challenged...and krammer was making all the weird faces because he was hit in the mouth...

But my favorite....(Krammer...) "Thats it I'm out.....Yea..I'm out of the game...:surrender

 

[cam elle toe]

"Serenity Now" is the catchphrase my friend and I use when our men/kids are giving us hell.


Elaines funky dancing.

George stampeding the door, trampling kids and grannies when he thinks theres a fire at his girlfriends.

Bubble Boy "Its the Moops" "No, its the Moors"

 

[Dana]

Never got into Seinfeld

 

[cam elle toe]

The "close" talker and the "low" talker

 

[dt3]

The one where Elaine's boss goes to the meeting, dressed in his horse riding clothes, and smears ink above his lip and looks like Hitler!

"Our stocks will rise HIGH!" and does the Nazi salute. :24:

 

[cam elle toe]

The one where Elaine's boss goes to the meeting, dressed in his horse riding clothes, and smears ink above his lip and looks like Hitler!

"Our stocks will rise HIGH!" and does the Nazi salute. :24:

"not that theres anything wrong with that"

The episode where the reporter thinks George and Jerry are gay:24:


any episode with Putty....Elaines dopey boyfriend.:24:

 

[dt3]

"not that theres anything wrong with that"

The episode where the reporter thinks George and Jerry are gay:24:


any episode with Putty....Elaines dopey boyfriend.:24:

I just finished watching the one where Putty steals Jerry's "move" and uses it on Elaine in bed

Then Jerry forgives him for helping with his car.

"You can't put a price on a good mechanic. It doesn't even compare to sex!"

 

[dt3]

Or Putty when he dresses up as a Jersey Devil for the hockey game and scares the priest :24: :24: :24:

 

[dt3]

And of course the one where George sleeps with the cleaning lady on his desk!

"I wasn't aware we had a policy against it"

 

[cam elle toe]

I just finished watching the one where Putty steals Jerry's "move" and uses it on Elaine in bed

Then Jerry forgives him for helping with his car.

"You can't put a price on a good mechanic. It doesn't even compare to sex!"

Ha..."The Twirl"

When Jerry's mechanic (Rays brother on Everybody loves Raymond, cant think of his name) steals his car coz he's not looking after it properly, and the one where the valet leaves the funky smell in it.

Classic show....I LOVE it

 

[dt3]

Definitely the best sitcom ever :nod:

 

[cam elle toe]

And of course the one where George sleeps with the cleaning lady on his desk!

"I wasn't aware we had a policy against it"

and where he modifies underneath his desk so he can snooze through the day.

any episode with his Yankees boss whose face you never see, and whose voice is actually, umm, the co-creator...whatsisname....

Larry David?

 

[cam elle toe]

"are you ******worthy"

and that wont come out coz I said ******:24:


and when Elaine is in the loo and wont share the toilet paper

"I havent a square to spare"

 

[HottyToddyChick]

I love the ****** episode!!!

 

[Tangerine]

The one where Kramer is basting in the hottub with butter and vegetables, and Newman hallucinates that he is a giant turkey stewing in a pot. :24: