Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
The Poopie List
1. The Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
2. The Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
3. The Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some tp between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
4. The Second Wave Poopie: This is when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
5. The Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
6. The Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge that you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush first.
7. The Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
8. The Drinker Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticable trait is the skid mark on the bottom of the toilet.
9. The Corn Poopie: Self-explanatory
10. The Gee-I-Wish-I-Could Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you can do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
11. The Spinal Tap Poopie: The kind where is hurts so bad coming out that you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
12. The Wet-Cheeks Poopie: Aka The Power Dump Poopie. The kind that comes out of your butt so fast that the cheeks get splashed with water.
13. The Liquid Poopie: You don't really want this in detail, do you?
14. The Three-Alarm Poopie: The kind where it smells so bad that your nose burns.
15. The Upper-Class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell at all.
16. The Surprise Poopie: The kind where you're not even at the toilet because you're sure you're about to fart, but OOPS!, a poopie.
17. The Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing... you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
1. The Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
2. The Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
3. The Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some tp between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
4. The Second Wave Poopie: This is when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
5. The Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
6. The Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge that you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush first.
7. The Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
8. The Drinker Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticable trait is the skid mark on the bottom of the toilet.
9. The Corn Poopie: Self-explanatory
10. The Gee-I-Wish-I-Could Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you can do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
11. The Spinal Tap Poopie: The kind where is hurts so bad coming out that you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
12. The Wet-Cheeks Poopie: Aka The Power Dump Poopie. The kind that comes out of your butt so fast that the cheeks get splashed with water.
13. The Liquid Poopie: You don't really want this in detail, do you?
14. The Three-Alarm Poopie: The kind where it smells so bad that your nose burns.
15. The Upper-Class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell at all.
16. The Surprise Poopie: The kind where you're not even at the toilet because you're sure you're about to fart, but OOPS!, a poopie.
17. The Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing... you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
