Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks. The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote.
Side Effects Of The New Orgasm Implant:
1. Dramatic increase in the number of women seen hanging out at Radio Shack.
2. Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of cover story headlines.
3. Dad: now surfs with two remotes Mom: never complains.
4. She never wants to cuddle anymore -- it's click, click, click, and she's out the door.
5. The Baptists hurriedly draft an extra Commandment.
6. Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at $600 bucks to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your SUV.
7. "Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumb ache."
8. Finally, size really *doesn't* matter.
9. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention ... I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention ... I'm sorry ..."
10. Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable urge to shout your surgeon's name.
11. Side effects? Who cares about... oh... *oh*... OH, GOD! YESSSSSS!!!!
12. In addition to "Mute" and "Favorite," the wildly popular Radio Shack Ultimate Universal Remote now has a new button: "Big O."
13. Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their partner... errr, never mind...
Side Effects Of The New Orgasm Implant:
1. Dramatic increase in the number of women seen hanging out at Radio Shack.
2. Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of cover story headlines.
3. Dad: now surfs with two remotes Mom: never complains.
4. She never wants to cuddle anymore -- it's click, click, click, and she's out the door.
5. The Baptists hurriedly draft an extra Commandment.
6. Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at $600 bucks to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your SUV.
7. "Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumb ache."
8. Finally, size really *doesn't* matter.
9. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention ... I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention ... I'm sorry ..."
10. Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable urge to shout your surgeon's name.
11. Side effects? Who cares about... oh... *oh*... OH, GOD! YESSSSSS!!!!
12. In addition to "Mute" and "Favorite," the wildly popular Radio Shack Ultimate Universal Remote now has a new button: "Big O."
13. Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their partner... errr, never mind...
