Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and
kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle
comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says,
"Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."
The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking
tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila
whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets
home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it.
He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.
Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes
a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another
glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it.
It is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a
sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank
and partied all night. The next night the Mexican comes home
from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the
cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is
the same. The tequila is excellent and the couple drinks
until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home
and tells his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the
cupboard and we will drink Tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he
fills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need
only one glass?"
Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight,
Mi Amor, you drink from the bottle." Arriba!!!!
kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle
comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says,
"Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."
The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking
tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila
whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets
home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it.
He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.
Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes
a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another
glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it.
It is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a
sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank
and partied all night. The next night the Mexican comes home
from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the
cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is
the same. The tequila is excellent and the couple drinks
until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home
and tells his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the
cupboard and we will drink Tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he
fills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need
only one glass?"
Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight,
Mi Amor, you drink from the bottle." Arriba!!!!
