Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding.
As the Texas State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open
his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to
the Texas State Police Ball."
He replied, "Ma'am, Texas State Troopers don't have balls." :24:
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
As the Texas State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open
his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to
the Texas State Police Ball."
He replied, "Ma'am, Texas State Troopers don't have balls." :24:
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
