You know, one sure fire way to end this war is to send a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses over there. If it's a Holy War they want, a Holy War they'll get. I imagine those people over there would only be able to take so much of being woke up at 6:00 on a Saturday morning to two older ladies in flowery dresses and big sunhats shoving pamphlets down your throat. They'll be crying uncle in no time.
On a serious note though, I'm with Homer... let them try to force their religion down my throat. It won't work. Does anyone know how to say "Eat a bowl of Fuck!" in Arabic?