"The Languages Of The Opposite Sex"

[UncleBacon]

"The Languages Of The Opposite Sex"

Girls' English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = forget about me u'll pay later

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!


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Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

hmm i think all that vocab was used up in my last relationship

 

[TheOriginalJames]

and the problem with that is all girls think that all guys think that.

I love it when I ask a friend to come over and hang out and she says no because she thinks I just want to get into her pants. It's funny.

 

[UncleBacon]

haha...yeah a female friend of mine posted that in myspace

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

Re: RE: "The Languages Of The Opposite Sex"

and the problem with that is all girls think that all guys think that.

I love it when I ask a friend to come over and hang out and she says no because she thinks I just want to get into her pants. It's funny.

My friend has told me that too, so then i just go over to her place and she wont let me in :hump

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

Re: RE: "The Languages Of The Opposite Sex"

and the problem with that is all girls think that all guys think that.

I love it when I ask a friend to come over and hang out and she says no because she thinks I just want to get into her pants. It's funny.

well it all depend son the female.

if she is attractive then it is obviosuly very fking hard not to eventually get intimate with her.

besdies who said girls arnt into sex...more than guyz sometimes.

Women know what men want. its up to the man to show the woman how he is going to show her a good/fun excting time.

Having a sexy girl as a freind.... Doesnt not work. unless ur gay.

 

[ProjectMayhem]

Christopher D.

I'm not upset, but we need to talk.

 

[UncleBacon]

what...what did I do

 

[StangMang]

tisk tisk

 

[UncleBacon]

shaddup u

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

Re: RE: "The Languages Of The Opposite Sex"

and the problem with that is all girls think that all guys think that.

I love it when I ask a friend to come over and hang out and she says no because she thinks I just want to get into her pants. It's funny.

well it all depend son the female.

if she is attractive then it is obviosuly very fking hard not to eventually get intimate with her.

besdies who said girls arnt into sex...more than guyz sometimes.

Women know what men want. its up to the man to show the woman how he is going to show her a good/fun excting time.

Having a sexy girl as a freind.... Doesnt not work. unless ur gay.

Sure it works, just gotta have a friend that dosent mind havin alittle fun with ya everyone and awhile :humpnana

 

[SteveoGBITCH]

The language barrier has finally been broken!

 

[hhayes]

:lol

 

[Tazzy]

well i agree having a freind you can have fun with is OK ....After all were not children and Sex is a part of nature and needs to be taken care of ........ SO why not ,........ No one says it has to be perfect ... JUST feel good :hump :hump :hump

 

[hhayes]

yeah thats a good one! :lol