TheOriginalJames
Well-Known Member
A man is walking on the beach when something catches his eye in the sand. He runs over and picks it up... deciding to try it he rubs it and sure enough, out pops a magic genie.
The Genie says "I'll grant you three wishes, but there are stipulations. Are you married?"
"Well, actually I'm divorced." says the man.
"Just to let you know, whatever you wish for, your ex wife gets doubled." says the Genie.
For his first wish the man thinks for a second and then makes up his mind, "I want 50 million dollars."
POOF. "Done, you have 50 million dollars in the bank now. Just know your ex wife now has 100 million dollars in the bank."
For is second wish the man blurts out "I want a new car!"
POOF. "Done, you now have a brand new car in your driveway. Just know your ex wife now has TWO new cars in her driveway."
For his third wish, the man thinks long and hard. Finally coming to a conclusion he tells the genie his third wish.
"I want to have a mild heart attack."
The Genie says "I'll grant you three wishes, but there are stipulations. Are you married?"
"Well, actually I'm divorced." says the man.
"Just to let you know, whatever you wish for, your ex wife gets doubled." says the Genie.
For his first wish the man thinks for a second and then makes up his mind, "I want 50 million dollars."
POOF. "Done, you have 50 million dollars in the bank now. Just know your ex wife now has 100 million dollars in the bank."
For is second wish the man blurts out "I want a new car!"
POOF. "Done, you now have a brand new car in your driveway. Just know your ex wife now has TWO new cars in her driveway."
For his third wish, the man thinks long and hard. Finally coming to a conclusion he tells the genie his third wish.
"I want to have a mild heart attack."
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