The Fart Book

[MainerMikeBrown]

Years ago, my dad purchased a book called "The Fart Book." It has detailed information about the various forms of farts, such as the peep fart, the flaming fadouka fart, and the worst of them all, the SBD fart - Silent But Deadly.

I must say, it's very educational. And man is it funny!

 

[Maulds]

 

[Staci]

sounds like a book my husband would read LOL

 

[Maulds]

Definite coffee table material.

Fart fun fact: On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

 

[Staci]

Definite coffee table material.

Fart fun fact: On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

and i am not sure i am ready to ask this question, and i may regret this.......

how in the hell do you know that????

 

[Maulds]

I just copy pasted from a google search for fart fun facts

 

[Staci]

smh.....

 

[Maulds]

The thread inspired me......plus my dog keeps farting

 

[fuel1316]

Sharting	128 up, 49 downhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sharting#http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sharting#
	When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

 

[Minderella]

Ewww, wet farts.

 

[Maulds]

Farting in space would propel you forward.

 

[36gamer]

I think this topic just lowered my IQ.

 

[MainerMikeBrown]

What is it with us men and farts anyhow?

 

[dancingpotato]

Just men?

 

[dancingpotato]

 

[MainerMikeBrown]

The author of "The Fart Book" came out with two sequels-"Fart Part 2," and "The Last Fart Book."

 

[dancingpotato]

Apparently my question is being ignored...

 

[Maulds]

Apparently my question is being ignored...

Not just men obviously. I didnt ignore you, just another example of my awesomeness.

 

[dancingpotato]

Not just men obviously. I didnt ignore you, just another example of my awesomeness.

My ignore statement was aimed at others.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

Apparently my question is being ignored...

Can't smell your farts from this distance.......