Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned
on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet
and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we
put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut
in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
I go out to the taxi, while my husband went inside to get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, I don't
want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, I
explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon, 'He's just going
upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' he
said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs
and threw her out into the back yard!'
The cab driver hit a parked car...
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned
on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet
and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we
put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut
in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
I go out to the taxi, while my husband went inside to get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, I don't
want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, I
explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon, 'He's just going
upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' he
said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs
and threw her out into the back yard!'
The cab driver hit a parked car...
