FreightTrain
Active Member
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked
lying
on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the
husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as
she's
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, 'Mommy! Mommy! Aunty
Shirley is hiding in your wardrobe and she's got no clothes on!'
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the
bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure
enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten '#####', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked
playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
eek
from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked
lying
on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the
husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as
she's
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, 'Mommy! Mommy! Aunty
Shirley is hiding in your wardrobe and she's got no clothes on!'
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the
bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure
enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten '#####', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked
playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
eek
