jbarroqueiro
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Things heard by tech support:
Customer: “Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?”
Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) “I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn’t help.”
Customer: “I have Microword Soft.”
Customer: “Microwave Windows?”
Customer: “It’s not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive.”
Customer: “I have Microsoft Exploder.”
Customer: “I have Netscape Regulator.”
Customer: “Uhh…I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure.”
Customer: “I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem.”
Customer: “I have Microscope Exploiter.”
Customer: “I have Netscape Complicator.”
Customer: “Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?”
Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) “I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn’t help.”
Customer: “I have Microword Soft.”
Customer: “Microwave Windows?”
Customer: “It’s not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive.”
Customer: “I have Microsoft Exploder.”
Customer: “I have Netscape Regulator.”
Customer: “Uhh…I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure.”
Customer: “I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem.”
Customer: “I have Microscope Exploiter.”
Customer: “I have Netscape Complicator.”
