sundvlfn88
Banned
Earl was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
While she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish with a customer, she saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked, "How much for the teapot?"
Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."
"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Earl had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.
