Tarzan

[Peter Parka]

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,
and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ?

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the
ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in
here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did
you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

 

[Maulds]

Possibly my new favorite :nanajig::24:

 

[AUDRAA]

ha ha ha poor Jane

 

[Homer]

now that was funny.

 

[Thebest]

Omg Hilarious!!:rofl2:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: Thanks for the laugh!

 

[ervis3h18]

lmao, hahahahhahahaa, :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
water just came out of my nose, i learned something, never read a joke when ur drinkin water

 

[Homer]

even my wife loved it lol.